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The Astounding Bernardo

Posted by J Chris Campbell on October 31, 2012
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Come closer as the Astounding Bernardo teleports you telepathically to the etherial plane of the dead. He is renouned  throughout the world as the man from beyond and can channel the powers of purgatory to call forth those who have recently passed to the other side. Be amazed as he mesmerizes the audience with his mystical magic of the unknown!

We at Wide Awake Press hope you have enjoyed this year’s presentation of Halloweirdos. We sure have. Thanks so much for stopping in and be sure to visit all of the participants websites and tell them how great they are for helping out. Stay spooky everyone!
- J Chris Campbell

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Emmett the Monster Clown

Posted by J Chris Campbell on October 24, 2012
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Some people are totally creeped out by clowns and even terrified. It’s called Coulrophobia and J Chris has never had that problem. Emmet the Monster Clown was inspired by a paint-by-number of the famous mid-century clown, Emmett Kelly who played Weary Willie.
It wasn’t until after he drew this J Chris found out that Emmett Kelly really did try to put out a circus fire while still dressed in full clown makeup. Isn’t that strange? Maybe clowns really are creepy.

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Grazzo the Hobo Monster

Posted by J Chris Campbell on October 16, 2012
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One evening as the sun went down
a ruckus I was yearning.
Down the road I went a running,
from the building fires a’burning,

I’m headed from a land that is far away
where squishy things act silly.
So come with me, we’ll go and see
the Big Dumb Human City.

In the Big Dumb Human City
There are towers made of rocks
and they tumble and they crumble
with tiny ground shocks.
There ain’t no super powered heroes,
No missles, tanks nor bombs,
I’m bound to stay
where they eat all day,
where they go to work,
like a bunch of jerks
In the Big Dumb Human City.

In the Big Dumb Human City.
I squashed a car or two
and the little streams of gasoline
came trickling out like goo.

In the Big Dumb Human City.

- J Chris Campbell

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Los Dead Band

Posted by J Chris Campbell on October 08, 2012
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The day of the dead isn’t until November 1st but you can’t deny the links to all hallows’ eve! J Chris makes an early offering to the mistress of the dead with an eerily illustrated deceased mariachi band. Olay!!

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Devious Debate

Posted by J Chris Campbell on October 03, 2012
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Debates are a time for great enjoyment and camaraderie for everyone. Even those without access to any sort of freedom whatsoever can still enjoy a good debate. Even in the land of monsters a healthy debate is always welcomed especially when it comes to selecting a leader. Show your support of Candidate Subilcor this debate season with some free downloads. Get a printable poster and some wallpapers for your digital devices.
Are you on Facebook? If so you can enjoy random links and useless comments from J Chris. He can’t seem to stay of their.

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I wanna play

Posted by J Chris Campbell on October 24, 2011
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I wanna play.

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Taller than the biggest trees
A monster hides among the leaves
Watching as the fight goes on
A knight defending his kingdom
Far from sisters, dads and moms
Sticks are swords and rocks are bombs
They hit and roll and jump and run
As he wishes to join the fun

Sometimes J Chris Campbell likes to pretend he can draw with a rock tied to a string connected to a box that emits light.

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The Lunch Chase

Posted by J Chris Campbell on October 12, 2011
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Skrallax isn’t afraid to come out in the middle of the day and chase down some lunch. Usually it’s rabbit but he’s good with squirrels, rats or small children.

J Chris Campbell pretends to channel the power of the masters of analytical cubism but he’s really just ripping off Tim Biskups new style. Head over here for a better grasp of J Chris’ illustration styles.

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Closet Muncher

Posted by J Chris Campbell on October 04, 2011
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Halloweirdos: Closet Muncher

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That monster in your closet isn’t there for you. No, it wants your coat you haven’t worn since college and the hat that belonged to your grandfather. He is hungry for the fabric of your lives!

Go check out some of J Chris Campbell’s other monster madness.

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